Belly Tales

The Diary of a New Midwife

Suggestions, anyone?

Filed under: Miscellaneous — The Midwife at 7:41 pm on Sunday, October 30, 2005

A little administrivia. There are a few topics on this website that have no posts at all yet, or are otherwise a little thin. Which I would happily amend, but I need a few suggestions. I created the new products section because I thought it would be neat to review and discuss new products that have come out on the midwifery/parenting market, such as breastfeeding aids (pumps, shells, nursing bras etc.), the latest baby wrap that can keep the kiddo strapped to you in fashionable papoose style, the newest/bestest cloth diaper, or fastener etc. etc. The problem is, I don’t actually have any kids of my own yet, so I don’t really know what to review, and buying a nursing product when I’m not nursing is going to be sort of like a man trying to test out the latest greatest new tampon. So, does anyone have any suggestions for products which I can review? Alternately, if anyone would like to write up a review of a new product, feel free! You can e-mail your reviews to me at TheStudent@studentmidwife.org.

Additionally, there are still NO birth stories up in the birth stories section. And sure, I could certainly write about any of the amazing, beautiful births I have seen and attended, but I really was sort of hoping that other people would share their birth stories as well, either their own personal story, or the story of a birth they’d seen and attended. So, if anyone’s willing to bite the bullet on that one, we’d love to hear it! Send your stories to moi@studentmidwife.org, and I will post them sharpish (posts can be annonymous, using your first name only, or with your full name, it’s up to you). Otherwise, I will have to write up birth stories myself, which is fine by me, and it’s certainly nice to share the births I’ve seen with other people, but don’t you guys ever get tired of listening to me yap all the time? Yeah, I thought so. So, contribute!

Finally, if anyone has some lovely birth art they’d love to share, or any questions they’d like me to tackle, again, you know where to find me, and I am ready and eager to try to find answers to your questions, or post your artwork with loud praise. Full credit will be given to every artist, of course, and I can host the pictures on my server, so you don’t have to worry about bandwith.

Consider this an official call for submissions.

And don’t forget the vulva coin purse!

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Feminism — The Midwife at 9:02 pm on Monday, October 24, 2005

Just saw this on All About My Vagina. The lucky vulva coin purse! How cool is that?? Complete with pearl to polish! We wantss one, yesss, preciouss, we do. I love the satin labia minora, and the faux fur on the outside. Awesome. If any crafty person was wondering what to get me for the holidays…well, there ya go.

The Pelvis, Chief Justice nominee, and Miles for Midwives

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Education, Birth Centers, Choice, Academia — The Midwife at 3:01 pm on Thursday, September 22, 2005

We had a quick consultation yesterday with the professor who will be teaching us the pelvic part of our physical assessment class, which will begin in October. She had a three ring binder with her that was 4″ thick, filled to the brim with paper, and all of this was our pelvic unit. It was massive. You could kill someone with it if you accidentally dropped it on their heads. We were all a bit hushed and flabbergasted.

However, as she quickly (and correctly) pointed out, the pelvis is the foundation of our practice. We’re learning how to examine the heart and lungs, but truth be told, if we run into something seriously abnormal, we’re probably going to refer it out to another practitioner. Hearts and lungs will not be our specialty. The pelvis, on the other hand…we’ve got to know it inside out, all of its muscles, structures, ligaments, bones, how it works, how it feels, how it stretches, what a normal finding is, what an abnormal finding is, how to do a pap, wet mount and liquid slide, how to diagnose all the different variations of vaginal itch, and all sorts of amazing stuff that I don’t even know about yet.

To say that I’m excited is a bit of an understatement. I can’t wait! We’re finally getting to the good stuff. Although, looking out that 4″ binder…the good stuff is going to be a ton of work. But good work. Work I’ve been looking forward to for years and years.

In other news:

The Senate Judiciary committee has endorsed John G. Roberts as future Chief Justice, and the vote will go to the entire Senate next week. I’m still of a mixed opinion about this. On the one hand, he does seem like a very intelligent and judicious man, which is more than can be said about a lot of people, and he has repeated, on several occassions, that he doesn’t want to tamper with precedent, which you could possibly read as his way of saying that he doesn’t want to open the Roe v. Wade powder-keg without having to say it directly and piss off all of his right wing conservative supporters. Or maybe that’s just his way of skirting the issue and not answering directly, so that he can unload a bazooka gun at privacy rights just as soon as he’s nominated. He has been so ambiguous throughout this entire process, and infuriatingly indirect, and the uncoorperativeness of the White House has just been staggering. Honestly, you really don’t know what to think, because the entire thing has been so abstract and obfuscated. I can’t take the measure of the man. No one can. That’s been the problem. I have a sneaky suspicion we’re all going to have to find out the hard way on this.

A quick reminder: Miles for Midwives, the 5K run/walk that will jointly benefit the NYC Chapter of the ACNM and Friends of the Birth Center is next weekend. I’ve already signed my beloved boy and I up to run, and I know several of my fellow midwifery students and friends will also be going. If you live in the NYC area and are interested in attending, the registration form is here.

Finally, some adoreable shirts have been designed with the logo “Midwives Deliver” on them. Proceeds from the sales will also go to benefit Friends of the Birth Center, so if you’re at all interested in owning one, check them out here.

In other news…

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Education, Academia — The Midwife at 4:40 pm on Monday, September 5, 2005

Amid all of the grief, and the dismal, bleak news of the past week, and the all-consuming tragedy of Katrina, I haven’t been talking much about something very important, and very exciting: midwifery school starts tomorrow!!!!!

Wish me luck!! I can’t wait!

Americans abandoned on American soil

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Politics — The Midwife at 3:08 pm on Monday, September 5, 2005

I’m sorry, this post is entirely Katrina related, without a shred of midwifery in it at all…however, I am SO outraged that I can’t even see straight. I can’t believe this administration is trying to lay blame on the local authorities. Feeling angered about the Federal government’s response to this disaster yet? No?

Watch this.

Then read this.

Our hearts are with you down South

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Politics — The Midwife at 6:59 pm on Friday, September 2, 2005

Seems like something should be said about those in the South right now, even if this means veering wildly off-topic for a bit. For those of us in the North, life carries on much as it ever did. The dregs of Hurricane Katrina have passed over us now. The rain has been dumped, the clouds have moved on, the skies are blue and today is ridiculously sunny. People go to work and drink their lattes and yap on their cell phones, and it looks like any other bright, beautiful day in September in New York. In fact, given that New York is one of the few cities in the US with a functional (and dare I say efficient?) public transportation system, the rising gas prices haven’t crippled us here as badly as they have in the rest of the country. Most of us are in the lucky position of being relatively untouched, able to look from afar on this tragedy the same way we watched footage of the Asian tsunami, or the latest bombing in Iraq.

Except…I vividly remember another bright, clear, beautiful day in September where looking at tragedy from afar was not an option for us. Two days after 9/11, I pitched up at the Javits Center where an impromptu headquarters had been established. The Red Cross was still a day or two away from getting things under control. People were turning up from Iowa or Texas or North Carolina, having driven for 12 hours straight just because they wanted to help out, but unsure of where to go or what to do. Food and supplies were being dumped on us from right and left, but no one knew what to do with any of it. Calls would go out on the radio: “we need boots down at the Javits Center” (because the burning metal was so hot that the rescuers’ soles kept melting), and people would turn up in the middle of the night with their own boots, eager to donate them. Timberland sent 10,000 pairs, or some ridiculous number like that. Local store owners would turn up with bags of power bars and bottles of water. Without any leadership or direction, those of us there that night wrote our names on masking tape and stuck them to our clothing and tried to organize the incoming supplies. It was an uncoordinated, chaotic mess—beautiful because of the solidarity, and the shared call to aid—but it was at least a week before the chaos was replaced with coordinated efforts from professional and government organizations. And, I might add, this was under MUCH more favorable conditions. New York had electricity, there was no mass evacuation in progress, not to mention catastrophic devastation, corpses rotting right in front of you, looting, anarchy, nothing to eat or drink, and an entire city under 20 feet of water.

You’d think that the government would have learned a few lessons from that. 9/11 was almost like a trial run for an emergency of the size and scope of New Orleans. You really can’t even compare the two. But even so, you’d think we would have revamped a few policies in the ensuing years, and been quicker on our feet the next time emergency struck.

Sadly, all evidence so far suggests that we were caught woefully flat-footed, and have come up disgustingly short of what is needed. Mayor Nagin has put out a grave SOS, stating that “Right now we are out of resources at the convention center and don’t anticipate enough buses. Currently the convention center is unsanitary and unsafe and we are running out of supplies for 15,000 to 25,000 people.” The government’s aid has been devastatingly inadequate so far. To quote the MSNBC article again: “This is a national disgrace,” said Terry Ebbert, head of New Orleans’ emergency operations. “FEMA has been here three days, yet there is no command and control,” Ebbert said. “We can send massive amounts of aid to tsunami victims but we can’t bail out the city of New Orleans.” A small, local newspaper in southern Mississipi has published a terrifyingly desperate plea for help. New Orleans is on its knees, begging for assistance, and through it all, we’re still waiting for a leader, as a NY Times op-ed so scaldingly put it.

As normal as life may seem in our city, we don’t really have the luxury of distance. We, of all cities, should be able to empathize all too well with the terror and fear our southern neighbors are feeling. If we can’t fly down to New Orleans ourselves to help out (which, unfortunatley, many of us can’t), we can at least donate money, and keep our thoughts and energy and prayers focused in a southerly direction. The following is a list not only of the obvious choices for aid and assistance, but some more direct contact names and information, including organizations in Texas, where many of the refugees will be staying. All of these organizations are currently sending money/aid directly to Hurrican Katrina victims. (Read on …)

Quick update

Filed under: Miscellaneous — The Midwife at 11:42 am on Monday, July 4, 2005

I’ve just noticed that all of the recent New York Times articles I’ve linked to in my last few posts have since been archived, and you now have to pay for them if you want to read them. Damn. I had no idea the NY Times was so quick when it came to archiving its material. I wonder if they really turn a profit off of the $3.95 they want for each archived online article you access.

Anyway, from here on out I’ll try to post the full text of the articles I link to somewhere on this site. First I’ll find out if that’s legal or not, although I don’t see why it wouldn’t be, since I’ll be crediting both the author and the newspaper it came from. I’ll do some research and get back to you about it.

In the meantime, happy Fourth of July!

You might be a midwife if…

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Midwifery — The Midwife at 4:27 pm on Wednesday, April 27, 2005

A friend pointed this link out to me, which was written by the husband of a busy midwife. It made me laugh, but it also really got me thinking about the lifestyle a midwife leads. Often on call, up at all hours, sometimes spending days and days away from your family while attending a long birth—it certainly can’t be easy on a midwife’s partner! And what a blessing if you’re lucky enough to find a partner who’ll not only put up with it, but is proud of your passion, and supportive of your calling to boot. And yes, I think I’m one of the lucky ones.

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